Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Winter Wonderland”

I used to work at a pharmacy and several years ago, I wrote one of these to entertain my co-workers. They liked it so much, that I wrote at least one more each year dedicated to a specific medication. I am not encouraging rampant drug use at ALL… this is just a way to laugh about the stress of this time of year and have a little fun with some holiday tunes. Enjoy!

Walking with some Xanax in my hand

Sing it with me to the tune of “Winter Wonderland” – here we go!

Cell phone rings.. I’m not listening
Because today.. I’m CVS-ing

A beautiful sight.
I’ll be happy tonight.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

Gone away.. a migraine that hurts.
Told PTA.. I think they’re all jerks.

Feel nothing is wrong.
Might walk around in my thong.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

In the morning, I meet a nice policeman.
Stops me going 90 through downtown.

He says – “Are you harried?”
I say – “NO, man!”
I just can’t feel my toes, or hear a sound…

Later on.. my buzz expires.
My pharmacist.. has been fired.

I’ll still face the day.
Found some more on eBay.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand!

Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “O Little Town of Bethlehem”

O Little Box of Valium

Sing it with me to the tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem” – here we go!

Oh little box of Val-i-um

How thrilled I’m to see ye tonight.

Santa’s a creep, I need my sleep..

The holiday rush a fright.

But in the cabinet shineth..

Your name in black and white.

To cope sans tears without ten beers..

Digest in me, tonight!

Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “O Little Town of Bethlehem”

I work at a pharmacy and several years ago, I wrote one of these to entertain my co-workers. They liked it so much, that I wrote at least one more each year dedicated to a specific medication. I am not encouraging rampant drug use at ALL… this is just a way to laugh about the stress of this time of year and have a little fun with some holiday tunes. Enjoy!

O Little Box of Valium

Sing it with me to the tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem” – here we go!

Oh little box of Val-i-um

How thrilled I’m to see ye tonight.

Santa’s a creep, I need my sleep..

The holiday rush a fright.

But in the cabinet shineth..

Your name in black and white.

To cope sans tears without ten beers..

Digest in me, tonight!

Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Winter Wonderland”

Walking with some Xanax in my hand

Sing it with me to the tune of “Winter Wonderland” – here we go!

Cell phone rings.. I’m not listening Because today.. I’m CVS-ing

A beautiful sight. I’ll be happy tonight. Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

Gone away.. a migraine that hurts. Told PTA.. I think they’re all jerks.

Feel nothing is wrong. Might walk around in my thong. Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

In the morning, I meet a nice policeman. Stops me going 90 through downtown.

He says – “Are you harried?” I say – “NO, man!” I just can’t feel my toes, or hear a sound…

Later on.. my buzz expires. My pharmacist.. has been fired.

I’ll still face the day. Found some more on eBay. Walking with some Xanax in my hand!

Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “O Little Town of Bethlehem”

O Little Box of Valium

Sing it with me to the tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem” – here we go!

Oh little box of Val-i-um

How thrilled I’m to see ye tonight.

Santa’s a creep, I need my sleep..

The holiday rush a fright.

But in the cabinet shineth..

Your name in black and white.

To cope sans tears without ten beers..

Digest in me, tonight!

Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “O Little Town of Bethlehem”

Cell phone rings.. I’m not listening
Because today.. I’m CVS-ing

A beautiful sight.
I’ll be happy tonight.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

Gone away.. a migraine that hurts.
Told PTA.. I think they’re all jerks.

Feel nothing is wrong.
Might walk around in my thong.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

In the morning, I meet a nice policeman.
Stops me going 90 through downtown.

He says – “Are you harried?”
I say – “NO, man!”
I just can’t feel my toes, or hear a sound…

Later on.. my buzz expires.
My pharmacist.. has been fired.

I’ll still face the day.
Found some more on eBay.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand!