Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

This song is a little bit different from the other songs gone wrong because it was not inspired by a drug, but this photo of holiday decorating awesomeness. When I saw this picture a couple of years ago and showed it to my boss at the time, he and I decided it deserved its own song. The following is the result of our collaboration. Enjoy!

Santa Claus’s Pants Have Come Down

Sing it with me to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” – here we go!

You better watch out,

When Santa opens his fly.

Better not doubt,

What falls from the sky.

Santa Claus’s pants have come down.

He’s taking a piss,

And shaking it twice.

Gonna find out who eats yellow ice.

Santa Claus’s pants have come down.

You may think it’s real creepy,

When Santa’s hand you shake.

To know that it’s not warm from touching,

Mrs. Claus’s hot fruitcake…. Oh!

You better watch out, When Santa opens his fly.

Better not doubt ,

What falls from the sky.

Santa Claus’s pants have come down.

Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

Santa Claus’s Pants Have Come Down

Sing it with me to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” – here we go!

You better watch out,
When Santa opens his fly.
Better not doubt,
What falls from the sky.
Santa Claus’s pants have come down.

He’s taking a piss,
And shaking it twice.
Gonna find out who eats yellow ice.
Santa Claus’s pants have come down.

You may think it’s real creepy,
When Santa’s hand you shake.
To know that it’s not warm from touching
Mrs. Claus’s hot fruitcake….Oh!

You better watch out,
When Santa opens his fly.
Better not doubt ,
What falls from the sky.
Santa Claus’s pants have come down.