Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “O Little Town of Bethlehem”
I work at a pharmacy and several years ago, I wrote one of these to entertain my co-workers. They liked it so much, that I wrote at least one more each year dedicated to a specific medication. I am not encouraging rampant drug use at ALL… this is just a way to laugh about the stress of this time of year and have a little fun with some holiday tunes. Enjoy!
O Little Box of Valium
Sing it with me to the tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem” – here we go!
Oh little box of Val-i-um
How thrilled I’m to see ye tonight.
Santa’s a creep, I need my sleep..
The holiday rush a fright.
But in the cabinet shineth..
Your name in black and white.
To cope sans tears without ten beers..
Digest in me, tonight!
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