Better than the Taco Bell dog, right?
I’ve been hiding from exercise. I’m in the Fitness Protection Program.
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I guess these choices could be worse.
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I have much work to do. Handing these out could take hours!
I’d like to thank the “omg-we’d-better-put-up-our-holiday-decorations-while-it’s-still-warm” stores for sabotaging my Christmas spirit before it’s even October.
Do not touch my nachos or I’ll have you neutered again.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick
S.L.I.F. (Sorry, Liver. It’s Friday)
I love apple butter but I think I’ll pass this time.
Many blondes have been lost in this corn maze. Never to be seen again.
