Thanks to my coffee for reminding me that I’m a total slacker.
If my kids say they’re bored one more time, I’m going to put all their toys in a pile and light them on fire.
That giraffe will be dead in 20 seconds.
I’ve officially reached Counterproductive O’Clock. Beer me.
Always sound advice.
I’m so happy fall is almost here. Now we can stop trying to get that summer bikini body and concentrate on our fall sweater body.
…or the cooking.
And this is why I lost my passport while I was in Dublin…
It’s good to know there are people at the U.S. Embassy who have a great sense of humor. I guess I would want a full explanation for what happened to my passport. Dude… that’s a LOT of long island ice teas. HA!
I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
Since kids get an ice cream truck.. can adults have a liquor truck?
