Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most
If that many.. (don’t judge me)
I was so inspired by a group of Saturday morning runners that I plan to briskly skip from my car into the liquor store later today.
If I win the lottery, I’m going to start paying my kids to leave me alone.
If I win the lottery tonight, I guarantee the Mayans will be right about 2012.
I hope my enemies spend all of tomorrow with a popcorn hull stuck to the back of their throats.
Spring Break: A Week In Which One Does Not Wear Pants
Spring Break! Wooooooo hoooooooo…. right? Depending on where you are in life, you might not be quite this excited about it.
The book “What to expect when You’re Expecting” didn’t say anything about how kids are total assholes.
Spring Break Photo
And while we’re on the subject of spring break… LOL