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Why Do Women Falter in Politics When They’re Clearly More Gifted?

This is a technical follow-up for Karen’s article, “Where My Girls At?”:

The simple facts of the matter are that American “girls” have been getting shut down and shredded for the last 90 years, and the act of sexual-selection is still alive and well in American politics. Karen is right, American girls are rarely a part of the political discussions of early childhood. Studies have also shown that women do not think about politics as much as men do (Brown Report).

Why do Women Falter in Politics?

There are two prevailing roadblocks to the success of women in politics. One of the impediments originates in the woman herself, and the other block is generated by the false assumptions of her own society. Voters are biased against the potential female candidate, and if the potential female candidate isn’t strong enough, then she can easily become biased against herself. Sarah Palin is the poster child for this assessment.

Sarah managed to rise to the governorship of Alaska, so she actually defeated the largest societal roadblock for a woman, but she eventually collapsed under the apparent weight of her own self-doubt (or Narcissism). She removed herself from office then selected the easier, more lucrative, role of ‘Grizzly Mama’. It almost appears that she grossly underestimated herself, in relation to the men she was competing with, and simply quit. This is political self-sabotage in the most general sense. Sarah’s own aide just compared her to Jello. We’d like to add that it’s probably fruity Jello. Needless to say, she is a victim of politics, not a politician.

Hillary Clinton has her own issues, but we have to admit that she’s weathered the storms that Sarah was unwilling to endure. In this regard, Hillary has survived what one Stanford study calls “The Jackie (and Jill) Robinson Effect”.  The jist of the “Jackie” abstract clearly states that when the basic forms of sexual-selection are present, then only the strongest and most qualified female candidates will emerge from the fray. It’s also been proven that elected congresswomen perform better than their male counterparts.

They referred to the fact that congresswomen ”secure roughly 9 percent more spending from federal discretionary programs than congressman. This amounts to a premium of about $49 million per year for districts that send a woman to Capital Hill.” In fact, Anzia and Berry pointed out that women “sponsor and cosponsor more bills per congress than their male colleagues.”

In the end, women just suffer from a very Un-Natural Selection process. And other women are their worst enemies!

All The Single Ladies?

Unmarried women ”make up one of the fastest-growing demographic groups in the country and comprise 25 percent of the voting eligible population.  Yet, in 2008, of the nearly 51 million unmarried women who were eligible to register to vote, only 35 million did.  That’s 16 million women who could have voted did not even register” (Source).

Let’s face it, with the threats to planned parenthood, abortion rights, and the fact that the recession hit single mothers harder than almost any other subgroup should have driven single women out of their voting slumber. But it hasn’t. Those polling numbers are expected to drop.

Women face an unfair and very unnatural selection process, and we also have a failure, among women, to mobilize. And this is why you get MAN-PLEASING candidates like Sarah Palin or MAN-LIKE politicians like Hillary Clinton. It’s not surprising to hear that Christine O’Donnell once ran on a platform that declared masturbation as a form of adultery. In many ways, these women are playing toward the ancient male institutions that traditionally subjugate the role of women in America.

So where are my Girls?

Most of the “Girls” are operating from anti-masturbation platforms, with a shotgun in one hand, and a magic wand in the other, but the actual “WOMEN” are sitting across the table from the President while Osama Bin Laden gets off’d, or they’re actually taking a bullet for their political stances in places like Arizona.

The other “Girls” are part of the 16 million unmarried women that didn’t even register.

The media got it all wrong when they called 2010 “The Year of the Woman” in politics. Palin and O’Donnell did not emit “power.” They consumed attention. They were actually a setback for an advancing 90-year-old process.

Power creates more power. Showmanship, religion, and glamour feed an entirely different MALE machine.

“The Year of the Woman”? Not so much….

In fact, after the 2010 elections, there were no net additions to the female ranks of the Senate for the first time in 32 years, and the House actually suffered a net LOSS among the female membership. We’d call that an EPIC FAIL. Palin and O’Donnell are the poster children for this alarming outcome, not the solution.

I think we can see the problem. And it’s easily fixed.

Where My Girls At?

Last week a comment was made on the Little White Lion Facebook page that it looked like it was going to be another bad year for female politicians – meaning there are no good ones. Since I’m a woman, my first thought was to get pissed, but frankly I can’t disagree with it. Can you honestly think of one “poliCHICK” (yeah, that just came to me and I love it) who commands – or better yet, has truly earned – America’s respect? I can’t. And it’s important to me that I do, not only because I care about this country, but because I’ve come a long way with my own perception of female politicians. Let me explain.

I grew up in a part of the country where women were not encouraged to be involved in politics. Charlie Darwin would’ve coined the term ‘sexual-selection’ when it came to politics in my Southern hometown. My friend’s Archie Bunker-ish father liked to drop comments like, “women are too hormonal and should not be politicians.” (Little White Lie ALERT!) So the world was quite different. He didn’t know that females that reach the pinnacle of senatorial rank would actually outperform their male counterparts!

As much as I wanted to disagree, I stayed in that mindset for years because there weren’t many ladies on the ballot. It made sense to me that a polichick with raging PMS would not be capable of making sound decisions about serious shit like gun control and healthcare. I couldn’t help but think how I cope when awaiting my monthly visitor <insert visions of a blonde chick popping Midol and crying incessantly>. So for me to make rational choices now? Estrogenocide!

Despite all that, I learned that my belief about women in politics was a complete load of crap. No matter which side of the aisle you sit on, you cannot deny the reverence that politicians like Condoleezza Rice and Hilary Clinton have earned and deserve. Unfortunately though, the present (and possibly future) state of females in politics looks bleak. There are politicians in the public eye like Sarah Palin, who was most recently called “profoundly stupid” by Chris Matthews (and undoubtedly others as well). Then there’s Christine O’Donnell who has admitted to a past dalliance in witchcraft, plus has a failed campaign scandal AND a sex scandal under her belt (no pun intended) – there ain’t no rest for the wiccan!

There are varied opinions about what is really the truth in each of those situations, but my point is that there is too much questionable activity surrounding these individuals. And I’m barely scratching the surface of just one party here. But aside from the “gossip”, here’s a fact for ya:  2010 was known as the  political “Year of the Woman”, yet it yielded no net gain for women in the Senate and a net loss for women in the House for the first time since 1978.

Washington, we have a problem!

So since there are no females that really “do it” for me when it comes to politicians, I put together my own dream candidate based on some characteristics that I’d like to see in a polichick.

Kindness and Strength of CharacterSandra Bullock.
I was going to go with Mother Teresa, but she is too good for politics, so I went with Sandy.  She’s one tough lady and has my full respect for the grace in which she has dealt with her challenges. She adopted a child while dealing with the sudden shock of single motherhood and did not kick Jesse James square in the junk for his part in that – not to mention she was able to kiss Keanu Reeves without hurling. God’s SPEED to you, Sandra! (ha ha, sorry about that)

Power and influence
Oprah Winfrey.
To be honest, I don’t even like Oprah very much, yet I’m mentioning her anyway. Many of you that don’t like her either are nodding in agreement. See what I mean? That’s power. When Oprah speaks, people listen. Who convinced me I had to have that salmon-colored cashmere snuggie with a built in battery powered back massager and weather radio? Oprah did! So I hocked my car and bought it. Yep. America needs a big “O”.

IntelligenceMarilyn vos Savant.
This lady is an American magazine columnist and author who has the highest I.Q. in the world on record. I really like good writers, plus she’s the frickin’ smartest person alive, so I’m going with her. Go big or go home!

Body(yes, I’m going there because I think it’s relevant)
Ass – Amy Adams.
Have you seen her in those aviator pants playing Amelia Earhart in the movie, ‘Night at the Museum 2′? Poor Ben Stiller must have taken countless cold showers. She stays in shape and carries herself perfectly. I have booty envy. I bow to it. I am not worthy.

Arms/Midsection- Sigourney Weaver.
I can sum up this broad in two words – BAD ASS. She has the skillz to bear arms and have bare arms. I’m not making any kind of statement about gun control, I just think it’s important for a chick in office to look like she could hold her own in a bar fight. Sigourney would flat knock you OUT if you messed with her. And you could play a game of Quarters on her abs. Watch your hands, Bill Clinton!

Head – Minnie Pearl.
Ok, quit laughing, and don’t get mad - I gave you Amy Adams’ ass. I don’t think women politicians should be total knock outs and distract men to the point where they forget about what’s important and start thinking with their hanging chads! Minnie is a mature woman and would be taken more seriously, plus she has a welcoming smile and a great sense of humor. (please ignore the fact that Minnie is dead and continue with me in present tense, OK?)

I can’t mention Minnie without talking about her crazy flower hat. Sure it’s gawdy, but it shows she can laugh at herself – humility rocks! And the dangling price tag? I think she leaves it on the hat to show pride in the bargain she got – “hey, I paid $1.98 for this bitch!” She knows how to manage her money, which is another worthy yet arguably rare trait of a politician. Howdy!

Minnie said it best:  “God has a plan for all of us, but expects us to do our share of the work.” 

Amen! Let’s kick some ass, ladies.

From Natural Disasters, Naturally Come Predictions..

The devastating earthquake and tsunami that struck Japan has led many of us to pray hard for the victims and donate money and services to relief efforts. Unfortunately, it has also caused some others to make outrageous “predictions” and make even more unsolicited comments as to the reason why this natural disaster occurred. For example, the following was overheard at my kids’ bus stop the day after the tragedy – “First New Orleans, then Haiti and now this. God’s really picking them off, isn’t he?”  Uh…actually “he” is not doing that and to hear an accusation like that left me speechless. Does God really punish people or kill them off because of their sins?? I personally do not believe it for a minute. Let’s face it – if God really did that, none of us would be here. And if this is indeed the case, what exactly did the Japanese do to piss God off?

A recent post on Facebook is also an indication that some people will grasp at all kinds of theories:
“Think about this for a minute: Sept 11th- New York, January 11th- Haiti and March 11th- Japan. Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes’, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. ‘Jesus says for behold I come quickly’ …so ask yourself, are you ready?”

Ready for WHAT? Another person recently posted that what happened in Japan was a clear sign of the second coming of Jesus. So I guess we all should ready ourselves for Jesus’ next visit. I, for one, am going to have plenty of water available with hopes that he’ll turn it all into wine! And it’s good that we’re planning to party since the world is going to end in 2012 anyway, right? (but that’s a whole other story) It’s amazing what people hear and read that they take to be 100% factual. The Bible reference itself could be interpreted many ways. It’s actually quite vague and most definitely up for interpretation. While it does mention earthquakes specifically, those are common in many areas, yet I don’t see anything that indicates they are caused by God. Moreover, did Jesus really say the previous passage, word for word? (again, that’s a whole other story)

“Pestilence” can be defined many ways. It does not necessarily mean disease of bubonic plague proportions. It can also refer to any type of destructive influence on society such as racism or hate in any form. It could be argued that the comment at the bus stop was an example of just that. Truth is, we are living with “pestilences in various places” right now and have been for a very long time! This is nothing new. But it is something that we as individuals can control. If you want to know why an earthquake happened, ask a seismologist – don’t speak as if you know the intentions of God. Especially if what you are saying is not based on love. Because what is not love… is not God.

“It Gets Better” is another version of “Just Say No.”

During the 1980′s, Nancy Reagan promoted her “Just Say No” anti-drug campaign. And though she travelled over 250,000 miles, appeared on Diff’rent Strokes, and was seen in a music video, the campaign failed, and drug abuse among teens increased. Her misguided thoughts can be summed up in her famous remark: “If you can save just one child, it’s worth it.”

Nope….that’s a bad success rate by any standard, Nancy.

During the same time, studies were going on at UC Berkeley that proved that the “Just Say No” campaign was going to increase drug use among young people. Numerous studies among atheletes (with steroids), vacationers (with sunscreen), or children (with cookie jars) had already proven that saying “no” actually increases interest toward such taboos.

Nancy’s pet project was actually a short sighted waste of air miles. She barely touched upon the primal causes of drug use which included, but were not limited to, family dissolution, poverty, unemployment, AND her husband’s lack of interest in limiting the introduction of drugs to the United States via our Southern and Northern borders (inhale).

I digress: The “Just Say No” campaign was sweet and caring, but it ran counter to human nature and it may have actually increased teen drug use.

Is it possible that our well-meaning, “It gets better”, campaigns are just as ineffectual?

I keep thinking about a happy Wildebeest, sipping water from the relative safety of a water hole at the END of his migration as he calls his buddies, at the beginning of their journey, to remind them that “it gets better”. Sadly, the Wildebeest fails to remind them that there are 10,000 hungry predators, 15 swollen tributaries, several forms sleeping sickness, poachers, desert conditions, and the largest form of  “just say no” for a Wildebeest…Fences, between them and the END.

“Don’t worry guys. It gets better!”

Pip-pip, and cheerio, bitchez!

Suicide rates among gay, lesbian, and transgender teens are dictated, in the largest sense, by the same factors that contribute to suicide rates for all ages and genders. The difference being that homosexual teens have more risk factors and fewer protections than heterosexual youths. In most cases, if not all, the homosexual that commits suicide lacked family support, safe school settings, and a severe lack of spiritual support. Even though the Bible has three lovely same sex relationships within it’s pages, there are far more passages devoted to the evils of homosexuality.

Many people’s actions against homosexuals are religiously based. So we can assume that the average homosexual has the usual socioeconomic factors that lead to suicide (or the attempt), but then we can acknowlege additional forms of alienation like family, community, and church. It won’t get better until we change those paradigms. It won’t get better until we actually work to defeat the social constraints on the mental well being of our people.

ACTUALLY, it only “get’s better” for those that get through it. And though the campaign for things getting better is absolutely the right thing to say, it has about as much effect as the “just say no” campaigns of the 1980′s. There’s very little “doing in the saying”.

Nothing EVER ‘gets better’ with just a slogan.

The focus should be placed upon familial acceptance, religious tolerance, and cross cultural understandings, and then we have to follow through, as a society, on MAKING it better.

A slogan tends to end up in one very common place: It takes on a life of it’s own. So if you truly want something to get better, don’t just say it – DO it.