If you’ve spent any time on Tumblr, you might have noticed the occasional “JustGirlyThings” image. Since a lot of these girly things are just silly, people have started making some hilarious smartass replies to them. Here are some of the best!
Elephant armour from 17th century (India). It’s composed of 5,840 plates and weighs 118kg
Joyeuse – Charlemagne’s personal sword
Armor of George Clifford (1558–1605)
Throne of Charlemagne in Aachen. Until 1531, it served as the coronation throne the Kings of Germany, being used at a total of thirty-one coronations.
Sword with inlaid openwork hilt, Spring and Autumn period (770–476 BCE, excavated at Taigongmiao village, Yangjiagou in Baoji, Shaanxi, 1978)
Codex Gigas, so called “Devil’s Bible”. According to the legend, Lucifer himself helped in its creation. (Early 13th century – more info)
Galileo’s original telescope
Al-Ma’thur, one of the nine swords of prophet Muhammad
Michelangelo’s Handwritten 16th-Century Grocery List
Bows, Arrows and Quiver from Genghis Khan’s army.
A yak-haired kawari kabuto in the shape of a fierce-looking but protective horned Oni demon head Japan 17th-18th century CE
The Kabwe skull – 125,000 – 300,000 year old fossilized skull of an extinct human species found in 1921, near the town of Kabwe in Zambia.
Roman gladiator helmet discovered in Pompeii (79 AD)
Perfumes used by the family of Emperor Nicholas II
Helmet of King James II (17th century)
Military Uniform of China’s Emperor Qianlong 1736-1796
Helmet from Gusoku-type armor, c. 17th C Japan
The Longsword of Emperor Maximilan I. Gold, Steel, Silver & Mother of Pearl. This Sword Represents the Zenith of the Sword Maker’s Art in Renaissance Europe.
Burmese bronze ‘dragon’ cannon, 1790
1,700-year-old sweater preserved in a Norwegian glacier
Armored woman’s dress from Austria c. 1600
Plague doctor mask (The nose cone was filled with strong smelling herbs)
Bronze Spartan shield conquered, as the inscription punched on it reveals, from the Spartans at the victory of Pylos in 425 BC. Ancient Agora Museum in Athens, around 510 BC
Universal tool. Nuremberg, from 1560 to 1570
A chefs hat recovered from the Titanic’s wreck
Anglo-Saxon Burial Mask, from around 1,400 years ago
“A Rebel and a Yankee bullet met midway, each speeding its way at about the same velocity” – a bullet rosette from the American Civil War
Queen’s pet gazelle was readied for eternity with the same lavish care as a member of the royal family. In fine, blue-trimmed bandages and a custom-made wooden coffin, it accompanied its owner to the grave in about 945 B.C.
500 year old fox shaped armor of Emperor Charles V
Mayan pipe (AD 900-1500)
A set of German playing cards from 1430
Victim of Waldemar Atterdags invasion of Visby (Sweden) in 1361
Inky paw prints left by a cat on a 15th century manuscript
Grace Chon, an LA-based lifestyle photographer specializing in animals, has created a beautiful series of images of her 10-month-old son Jasper and Zoey, their 7-year-old rescue dog.
Zoey’s story in itself is quite amazing. She was born in front of a store in Taiwan and was nearly a goner when the store owner washed her and her siblings away into the gutter. Someone who saw the incident grabbed the puppies and took them home, along with their mother. After handing them over to an animal rescue team, Zoey was adopted by Chon in the U.S.