Dear Fairy Godmother…
Just being honest.
Starbucks really isn’t that expensive when compared to what Victoria’s Secret charges per cup.
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
Can someone translate this? It’s like a foreign language.
Cat suits…. YES!
When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
Chuck E Cheese, because it’s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling.
Dealing with some people is like trying to nail Jello to the wall..
Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what’s on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.
