Let me have my coffee and nobody gets hurt.
Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all. And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
I want my children to be independent, head-strong people. Just not while I am raising them!
There is a fine line between a smile and something much worse in the morning..
Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.
Yeah, it’s not a short temper.
Closing all your internet windows before your boss gets to your desk is like trying to get the right key in the door before the killer gets you.
It worries me that 99% of the someecards that I find funny are too inappropriate to post to Facebook.
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn’t a “Hell no!” button.
